MOON HASHERS: Welcome to the Moon Hash
biweekly posting of the latest Moon Hash updates and those of the other
area hashes. Includes Moon Hashes, Bushman Hash and Area Receding
Harelines. It also includes The Tale of the Trail for many hashes.
Donated stories accepted. Please note that the information posted is the
best information available from the various web sites, email postings
and word of mouth that I have at the time of posting. And it is
consistently the best source of Chicago Area hashing information. After
picking a hash that you might want to do, please verify the information
on their web sites.
Occasional commentaries included in order to help in making the Chicago
area hashing experience better. Know anyone who wants on this list?
Anyone want off? Just email me.
H3HornEH3@aol.com.
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MON JAN 7, 7:30 PM, There will be the Second meeting of the 30th
Anniversary of Hashing in Chicago at Ravenswood Pub, 5455 N
Ravenswood Ave, (1800 W) in Chicago. All hashes and hashers in
Chicago are welcome to come and/or volunteer to help put on this
wonderful event for all of the hashers and hashes in Chicago.
Unfortunately we will have competition for our meeting
tonight. Unfortunately I and all others I talked to forgot about some
football game tonight. It would be nice if we could postpone the
meeting. But one, we need to get this going. Two, it is to late to
change this and guarantee that everyone gets the message. Three, we
don't screw fellow hashers that way and leave them alone in a bar with
no meeting. It is unfortunate that others choose to now advertise
against our meeting. Hashing will go on without football and so will
this meeting. We will try to select our dates with more care in the
future. So please, come on out and support the hash and the 30th
Anniversary of Hashing in Chicago.
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WED JAN 9, 7PM, The First Crack of the Moon Hash, #120,
Lower Wackoff will hare another dead of winter hash out of Gladstone
Lounge at 5734 N. Milwaukee. So far it looks
like 10 degrees above normal or more. The heat wave isn't completely
over. $5 Contact Horn-E for more information at
H3HornEH3@aol.com
Hare needed CFMH3
1/21/08 or 1/22/08, or 1/23/08: FCMH3 2/8/08: CFMH3 2/19/08 or 2/20/08
Volunteer now.
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THU JAN 10, 7PM, The Thirstday Hash #214, Assflac will hare from
Gallery Cabaret at 2020 N. Oakley (2300 W) in Chicago$8
http://www.thirstdayh3.com/
Hare needed, 1/24/08, 1/31/087
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SAT JAN 12, 2PM, Big Dog Hash #46 Rear Loader and Horn-E
will again hare The 4th Anal 8 Beer Stop Hash @ Catherine Chevalier
Woods. That is Bryn Mawr (5600 N) and East River Road (8800 W). That's
right, 8 beer stops in this annual we don't give a damn about bears but
we do care about beers and deers hash. This is an all woods hash, maybe
in deep snow, ice or whatever. But it will be cold and so will be the
beer. One beer at the first stop, two at the second etc. Who ever gets
there first gets the beer and drinks and watches while everyone else
Checks and moves on. We will finish with a quick circle in the woods and
then off to a local bar to warm up and maybe get some food after a
strenuous day of hashing. $6 http://www.bigdogsh3.com/
Hare Needed 2/9/08,
3/09/08
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SUN JAN 13, 2PM, The Chicago Hash #1527, Stupid Man and Chicken
Stiffer will hare from ????? $6 http://www.chicagohash.com/
Hares needed 1/20/08
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THU JAN 17, 7PM, The Thirstday Hash #215, Mount Schwinga and
Likes It On The Bottom will hare from ????? $8
http://www.thirstdayh3.com/
Hare needed, 1/24/08, 1/31/08, 2/7/08
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SAT JAN 19, 2PM, The Bushman Hash #32, Horn-E will hare this all
woods hash from Indian Road Woods.
(5220 W and 5600 W) in Chicago. Contact Horn-E for Information at
H3HornEH3@aol.com
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SUN JAN 20, 2PM, The Chicago Hash #1528, ????? will hare from
????? $6 http://www.chicagohash.com/
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SUN JAN 20, 2 PM. The Second City Hash #258, Assflac will hare
from ?????. $5 http://www.secondcityhhh.com/
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We need hares. Please contact one of the Area Hare Raisers and
sign up ASAP. Attendance grows with an active list
of hares and locations signed up well in advance. These are your
hashes. Please help them grow. Volunteer soon. Check the Moon Hash
receeding Hareline below.
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The Moon Hash Receeding Hareline Volunteers
needed.
First Crack of the Moon Hash #120 Jan 9 Lower Wackoff @ Gladstone Lounge
Chicago Full Moon Hash #234 Jan 21, Jan 22, or Jan 23
Needed
First Crack of the Moon Hash #121 Feb 8
Chicago Full Moon Hash #235 Feb 19 or Feb 20
First Crack of the Moon Hash #122 Mar 10
Chicago Full Moon Hash #236 Mar 21 or Mar 22
First Crack of the Moon Hash #123 Apr 7, Apr 8 or Apr 9
Chicago Full Moon Hash #237 Apr 21
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The Bushman Hash Receeding Hareline for 2007
Bushman Hash # 32 Jan 19, Horn-E @ Indian Road Woods
Bushman Hash # 33 Feb 16
Bushman Hash # 34 Mar 15
Bushman Hash # 34 Apr 19
Bushman Hash # 35 May 17
Bushman Hash # ? Jun 21
Bushman Hash Jul 19
Bushman Hash Aug 16
Bushman Hash Sep 20
Bushman Hash Oct 18
Bushman Hash Nov 15
Bushman Hash Dec 20
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Chicago Area Receeding Hareline
Locations please. Do you see your birthday
here. Sign up.
___W___First Crack of the Moon Hash #120 Jan 9, Lower Wackoff @
Gladstone Lounge
____T__ Thirstday Hash #214 Jan 10, Assflac @ Gallery Cabaret
@ 2020 N. Oakley
______S Big Dog Hash #46 Jan 12, Horn-E, 8 Beer Stop Hash @ Catherine
Chevalier Woods
S______Chicago Hash #1526 Jan 13,
Stupid Man & Chicken Stiffer @
____T__ Thirstday Hash #215 Jan 17,
______S Bushman Hash #32 Jan 19,
S______ Chicago Hash #1527 Jan 20,
S______Second City #258 Jan 20,
Assflac @
_M_____ Chicago Full Moon Hash #234 Jan 21
__T____ Chicago Full Moon Hash #234 Jan 22
___W___ Chicago Full Moon Hash #234 Jan 23
____T__ Thirstday Hash #216 Jan 24,
S______ Chicago Hash #1528 Jan 27,
____T__ Thirstday Hash #217 Jan 31,
S______ Chicago Hash #1529 Feb 3,
S______ Second City #259 Feb 3,
Coxswain Cocks Outs house @
____T__ Thirstday Hash #218 Feb 7,
_____F_ First Crack of the Moon Hash #121 Feb 8,
______S Big Bog Hash #47 Feb 9,
S______ Chicago Hash #1530 Feb 10,
____T__ Thirstday Hash #219 Feb 14,
______S Bushman Hash #
33
Feb 16,
S______ Chicago Hash #1531 Feb 17,
S______ Second City #260 Feb 17,
Rhotan in Wisconsin
__T____ Chicago Full Moon Hash #235 Feb 19,
___W___ Chicago Full Moon Hash #235 Feb 20,
____T__ Thirstday Hash #220 Feb 21,
S______ Chicago Hash #1532 Feb 24,
____T__ Thirstday Hash #221 Feb 28,
S______ Chicago Hash #1533 Mar 2,
S______ Second City #261 Mar 2,
____T__ Thirstday Hash
#222
Mar 6,
______S Big Dog Hash #489 Mar 8,
S______ Chicago Hash #1534 Mar 9,
_M_____ First Crack of the Moon Hash #122 Mar 10,
____T__ Thirstday Hash #223 Mar 13,
______S Bushman Hash #34 Mar 15,
S______ Chicago Hash #1535 Mar 16,
S______ Second City #262 Mar 16,
____T__ Thirstday Hash #224 Mar 20,
_____F_ Chicago Full Moon Hash #236 Mar 21,
______S Chicago Full Moon Hash #236 Mar 22.
S______ Chicago Hash #1536 Mar 23,
____T__ Thirstday Hash #225 Mar 27,
S______ Chicago Hash #1537 Mar 30,
S______ Second City #263 Mar 30
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Worldwide hashing information check http://www.half-mind.com/
This is the best source of worldwide hashing information featuring
worldwide Receding Hareline and Worldwide Hash contacts and other good
things.
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Some good road trips. .
Interhash Perth Mar 21 - 23, 2008 So far Lifa and Horn-E are registered.
The 30th Anniversary of Hashing in Chicago, Jun 20-24. contact Horn-E
for information @
H3HornEH3@aol.com
Colorado Invihashional, Labor Day 2008
http://www.harrier. net/invihash
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The Tale of the Trail
The Thirstday Hash 1/3/07 by Horn-E
This was a pickup hash and on a cold night, and ten of us gathered
and drew knives. EZ On The Ass drew the knife with the broken
blade and headed for the door with some pink flour. He had a five minute
head start and the pack was after him. Full Term and I went east
and we were way off as the trail headed south for two blocks. Here there
was a Split and we headed west a block before marks disappeared. We
finally found marks down an alley. As I followed Happy Ass Grabber
I spotted a quick turn through a gangway. Too Much Head was right
behind me as we came out to the next street and another quick run
through another gangway. Then I spotted a mark through a used car lot
and emerged on Western. As I headed south I saw the short cutting
Happy Ass Grabber ahead and he led us to a Check at Addison. I
headed west and found nothing, but everyone was following me. Suddenly
Happy Ass Grabber found marks in front of Lane High School. The
trail went around to the back and I followed through the snow. At the
back we ran into a f*cking wind tunnel. Three steps forward and two back
and two degrees colder. A hundred yards later we emerged and my prick
was like a tiny ice cycle. Rhotan said his balls were frozen off
and he swore to never wear shorts again. Bloody Thighs also lost
her balls and was looking for some warm man to cling too. Unfortunately
there was nothing but cold horny hashers and they were running on. We
crossed Western in pursuit of the fleeing hare and soon he was spotted.
Sure enough the fleet Chippendale caught him and got a 2 minute
head start. Assflac was soon after him and got within fifty feet
of him several times but The Chipster just turned on the after burners
and was gone again. Too Much Head finally caught up to me and we
lost trail a few blocks later. We paralleled were we thought the trail
must have been, but found nothing. We finally headed back to the bar and
got in just after Dr. PooLittle.
We ordered several pitchers and the tap just wasn't right, So we had
to settle for canned beer at $2. Yeech! Then Happy Ass Grabber
called the circle together. Many down downs later we settled into
drinking and when the hash cash ran out, I bought a couple of good
beers. Then others did and we hung around until after midnight drinking
Sam Adams winter brew.
The Tale of the Trail
The Chicago Hash 1/6/08 by Horn-E
Apparently the hares, Super Stuffer and Mouthful Of Meat
had a bit of trouble finding a bar and finally settled on Glascott's.
Then Its Too Soft didn't get the word out until late Fri, but
with the warm weather we still had 27 hashers at the start. Then
apparently Chicken Stiffer decided that the beer was to expensive
and we could get a better deal at Kelly's and have an outside circle. So
after he set that up, Mouthful Of Meat told him to tell
Glascott's that we had a better deal and weren't coming back.
But Mouthful Of Meat started us off with a good circle and we
were soon off to the south. I led us to the first turn to the west and
two blocks later we were at a Check. Calvin Klein went south. I
crossed the street and did the same and I eventually was On. At the next
corner there was a Split and I yelled to Calvin Klein to head
east. He was soon On and a bunch of us headed after him and the main
body of the pack was seen following. Several blocks later was a Check
and I was all of the way to North Ave with only two marks. The trail had
gone east and south and I saw the new to Chicago Hasher, Up Loader
from Madison, heading my way. We were soon On, but it became a False. We
returned and headed east on North and we were soon On with a bunch of
others. I caught Its Too Soft standing at a corner waiting for a
Split to be resolved. I headed north and the On was called up ahead. We
wandered back and forth through Old Town heading north and east until we
came to Lincoln. From here we headed north and eventually over to a beer
stop in Oz Park. Got a chance to meet Schnitzel Squeezer from
Okinawa H3 and others and his virgin friend, Just Marti. Also met
another virgin Just Allison.
After a quick beer, we headed straight to Kelly's. There we headed to
the smoking tent. Hey, I thought we were going to circle outside, not in
a chilly smoking tent. But the beer was soon flowing and Calvin Klein
called the circle together. The hares, Super Stuffer and
Mouthful Of Meat got more then a few. PackHer Ass was
called out for bringing a whip to a New Years Eve party. But so were her
whippees that included the GM, Chicken Stiffer. Mount Me
Puh'Leeze got his boxers in a knot up his ass and Mouthful Of
Meat wouldn't help him. Then Mount Me Puh'leeze was called
out for a demo down down for the virgins and upchucked the whole swallow
all over the virgins and half the tent. But Just Marti and
Just Allison stood their ground and drank their beers in much better
fashion. The transplants, Up Load and Schnitzel Squeezer
did also. To Butch got one for hiding in a double X hooded sweat
shirt after running on a real cold day last year in shorts. She's so
tiny she could warm up in a hankie. Mount Schwinga who acted as a
beer wench and got a down down and also got one for riding a bicycle to
the hash with two flat tires and a beer filled glass in her teeth
without spilling a drop. I think everyone got at least one down down
except me. Then Batteries Not Included cleaned house and gave
away a bunch of hash T-Shirts. Who else was there? I hope I got
everyone. Debbie Does Doctors returned. Flying Hooters, Eilene,
Milk My Yak, Barks On All Fours, Just Rob in levis, Just Rob
in baggier short then Chicken Stiffer's, Just Tom,
Chippendale, Just Molly, and Just Jonathon.
After the circle we hung around outside until the beer ran out. Then
everyone started to head inside to the warmer bar and the smokers headed
out to the tent.
Song of the week:
For the newer hashers, Learn them.
This ones for Mount Schwinga.
Daisy, Daisy, (Schwinga, Schwinga) give me your answer true,
Daisy, Daisy, (Schwinga, Schwinga) wouldn't you like to screw?
I really must beg your pardon,
But I've got a hell of a hard-on,
From beating my meat against the seat,
Of a bicycle built for two.
On On
Horn-E
