DWKP

     drinkers with a kicking problem
 
 

"Position"

   Playa Name

Left Field  

   David "Patrick C" Brown 
Left Center   Dani "U Can Lay Me" Dekker
Catcher/Utility   Jeff "Fuji" Fujimoto
Right Center   Julie "Cornballer" Gehling
3rd Base   Sara Haugen
Second Base   Gina "Former Squirrel" Hurst
Sub/Alternate   Bill "Liz's Other Boyfriend" Jarecki
Center Field   Tom "Kicker McGee" Kestilick
First Base   Dave "Sucks" Peters
Sub/Alternate   Charlotte “Double Play” Reineck
Pitcher   Jed "#2" Retzlaff
Right Field   John "Feelin' Lucky" Richards
Short Stop   Ron "Stupidman" Schultz
Team Captain   Liz "Mama Chicken" Smith
Center/Left Field   Wendy "Traila Load o Girls" Wolf
Beer   Bud Light


DWKP - "The class of Looking 2 Score, the "school night equivalent" liver of the Funnel Kings, but with less than half the carbs and none of the drama of the Vinos."

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DWKP -  the 1994 Chicago Cubs of MUSA. "Haven't won a Golden Lunchbox since before EOS 1905."

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