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Pre-POP
Dangling Dick Pre-Lube Pub Crawl
Updated: 06/03/2003
*If this is
really a silly idea we just won't do this again, but we'll give it a try! |
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Click here to Download the Official Operation Cock and
Awe Mission Briefing Flyer in MS Word Format |
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Mission Date: Friday, May 30 2003 Mission Start Time: 1900 Hrs (7pm)
Staging Area:
Bucktown Pub
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On behalf of the "Urban Hash Boyz" of the Chicago Hash House Harriers - It's Too Soft, Smell This, Dude Where's My Car, Mudsucker, and Stiletto Slut, you are hereby ordered to report to the first ever POP Pre-Lube Dangling Dick Pub Crawl - OPERATION COCK AND AWE!!!! All non-Republican Guard or Saddam Fedayeen hashers are welcome whether you can make the POP also or not. Limited crash space available at Party Central for those who apply early. Situated in the heart of Chicago's trendy Bucktown Neighborhood the crawl will start at Bucktown Pub. The trail will also be marked with standard trail arrows (though no splits, checks, or falses for those suffering from the deleterious effects of the consumption of alcoholic beverages). Preliminary Route & Schedule: NOTE - SUBJECT TO CHANGE!!!
There is no cost to participate and all beverages are pay-as-you go. Out-of-towners feel free to join the mission in progress whenever you arrive. Hares will sweep the battlefield for casualties. Important CENTCOM Advisory!! Please remember to check back here at Operation Cock & Awe HQ Website for the latest mission briefing on the bar route and schedule!!! Special airfare rates for this event have been negotiated on Aeroflot (or their Air Uzbekistan code-sharing partners) to Chicago out of Baghdad, Kenosha, Basra, Manitowoc, Umm Qasr, Cudahy, Karbala, Sheboygan, Kirkuk and Beaver Dam. Be sure to mention booking code GID08006010080937343041573418HHHPG01278001001017170804586033 to your travel professional to get the special rates. Coalition weapons inspectors have thus far been unable to locate Weapons of Mass Destruction in Lincoln Park, so Anthrax NOT included. Questions? Contact It's Too Soft at jhfujimo(at)scj.com
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And for those of you who like visuals, here's the map of the location of the Bucktown Pub
The official
Route Map Will Be Posted Shortly |
"There are no infidel hashers in Chicago!!!
Beer is the spawn of Satan and those who conspire to
drink it will be punished with hangovers of terrible
suffering! The award for
Best Trail of the year will soon be ours! And the Cubs will be victorious
in the 2003 World Series!
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